wish jezus could help
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4th of july 2014
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'Ladies and gentlemen, we've got him', the telescreen said. A white man with a
long brown beard was walking in, the guards pushed him hard. 'After so many
years we finally have captured the greatest terrorist mankind has ever faced.',
the telescreen repeated.
All over the earth people where happy, and screamed, 'They've got him, now
there will be no more terrorism.'
Tears went over the man his face, 'After all I did for people, why?' The guards
came back to him and hitted his kidneys, after that they loaded up a stun gun,
released a very short burst of electricity on the side of his head. The man
passed out. 'LINUS THORVALD, WORLDS GREATEST TERRORIST ON ECONOMY CAPTURED' the
newspapers said the next day.
In his headquarter Adolf Ballmer was very releived, the hunt to catch the
economical intellectual cancer personnafied in the appearing of the man with
the beard took so many years and lives. Over 12 miljon linux users had to be
exterminated in so called re-education camps. Adolf Ballmer was elected to
become the greatest world leader ever seen. Under his leadership economy
thrived again, the only thing that remained was the problem of people using
linux, expressing intellectual ideas, wich are against all *and not kapitalism*
'I have got 4 words for ya,', Adolf Ballmer screamed on the stage before the
telescreen cameras. 'I LOVE THIS COUNTRY, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH' All
people where in ecstasy, one leader one world, one empire. All people raised
their right hands, up. Young woman tried to come to the stage as close as
possible, 'We adore you Adolf....'
'I GONNA BURRY THEM ALL, I DID IT BEFORE AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN!!!', Adolf
Ballmer screamed, sweating below his arms, and sweat coming of his face. 'We
want more linux extermination camps" , the people screamed back. 'Tell us sweat
little lies, tell us sweet little lies!!!' the audience repeated again, and
again.
The telescreen now showed images of camp Y-Ray, all over the screen were seen
bony people, with Linux stars on their clothes. 'This is the main power
generator facility Adolf Ballmer said as voice over, 'Here we produce
electricity.'
Mike Corney was watching the telescreens on a place in Manhattan, he started
crying. 'Thank God no-one knows that i am a linux intellectual, i know what
they generate electricity from.' he thaught. Mike Corney was tortured for over
18 years by the secret world domination company police. It started at his
university in the end of the 20th century, he probably insulted Adolf Ballmer
when he visited the queen of england when he was still a UK citizen. He
remembered back, a paper with 'Mike Corney, enemy of the state.' was one day
simply put afrond of him, and a guy simply put a knife next to it and repeated
over and over again:'Be smart Mike, just do it.' He ran away offcourse, but
even his friends started talking strange, 'Life is so hard Mike, and then
you'll die Mike!!!'
Mike knew he was not alone, his university teacher admitted he was a spy, and
worked for the secret world domination company police, and that they did this
to all -might be- intellectual cancers wich could probably rise in the future.
A laut screaming was coming out of the telescreen on the streets, yeah it was
Linus, people started laughing, Big Brother Adolf Ballmer caught him in the
deed. Everybody saw Linus Thorvald fucking a woman, 'Fuck me, fuck me the woman
screamed.'
'Shave the fucking beard off, now' screamed Adolf Ballmer to his guards. The
guards grabbed a pair of razors and started scratching the beard off, blood was
all coming of Linus face. 'Bring the basterd to me.' Adolf Ballmer said. 'Kneel
down you fucking vulgair cancer you are Linus!!!' 'I don't kneel for you!!!'
Linus repeated twice. 'Break his knees, now.' The guards hitted Linus on the
knees, the left knee simply said,'krrrchhhh' and Linus fell on his knees before
Adolf Ballmer. Linus was screaming of pain. Adolf Ballmer grabbed a knife, and
let a woman come in, 'Here this is your wife, tell me where the kernel code is,
Linus, tell me know and i might spare her.' Linus looked, yes it was his wife,
what did they do with her?
'To late' Adolf Ballmer said, now Adolf Ballmer stabbed Linus his wife, blood
was coming out of her breasts, and throat, she didn't even make a sound.
'Bring in the children' Adolf Ballmer screamed. 'Yes my leader' the guards said.
'Daddy, daddy' the children screamed. Burn them with petrol Adolf screamed. The
guards flushed petrol over the children, the children were so scared, Adolf
Ballmer lighted them with a match.
'One who does not want to listen has to feel' Adolf said. The children were
burning reall hard now.
Linus fealt his heart, 'can you feel it linus?' 'Was it your world Linus?' 'No,
it is my world, i am the great messias, not you.' Linus screamed of pain, and
loss of his wife and children, and the extermination camps.
Adolf Ballmer started counting down, '10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0' Linus his heart
stopped working, 'It was a microchip with KaliumChloride, we implanted it in
your body when we captured you. Linus fall dead, in front of Adolf Ballmer.
Bill Goering was coming in, 'I wish i wasn't the richest man on the world,
nothing good comes out of that, Adolf.' 'Yeah, i know.' Adolf Ballmer replied.
'I heard there are still intellectual cancers out somewher.' Bill Goering said,
'BURRY THEM ALL MY FRIEND.' 'OK' Adolf Ballmer replied.
And so it all started, math teachers, physic teachers, journalists, usenet
readers, more and more people disappeared, electricity was produced from their
dead bodies, their organs where sold for organ transplantation, their boddies
where used for medical progress, new kinds of nerv gasses where invented.
And the people loved it.
Their names lived forever more:
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Winamp programmer found dead.
Gary Kildall found dead.
Programmer bank of america found dead.
programmer Alan (nobel prise winner) poisened with cyanide.
linux programmers putted in gaschambers under authoraty of Steve B.
(china,france)
Netscape programmers found blood on their pcs
Over 10 thousands of programmers died because they where intellectuals, find
their names, start searching google, 'programmer found dead',or 'programmer
committed suicide', filter out the jokes, yes people make jokes of them, i wish
it was a joke, i wish it was. Adolf Hitler for example could exterminate more
than 6 miljon people in the so called T4 program, before someone discovered it
was true. It is in the nature of the human to deny things wich are to
horrorfull to know. Even the existence of Auschwitz took to 1944.
Youtube.com -> Adolf Ballmer
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